I’ve compiled a list of the most prevalent Greene features here so you can all play Graham Greene bingo. You’ll need a Greene novel or one of the many onscreen adaptations of his books. Watch or read along and each time you come across one of these features take a generous swig of single malt or pray a decade of the rosary, (or for added authenticity, do both and instantly succumb to a wave of guilt). A full house entitles you to a long weekend in a stiflingly hot country, only recently de-colonised.