Nicholson Minor and I Are Going to Make Nitro-glycerine in His Father’s Shrubbery.

This was to be my third summer at Seven Oaks. I had not been looking forward to it much for there was nothing for a lad to do in Seven Oaks. Grandpapa spent most of the day dozing in his armchair. Grandmama grew marrows and talked on the telephone and only seemed to notice me when it was time for something unpleasant: bed, or bath, or one of Mrs Mogford’s dreadful puddings.

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Can’t You See That I’m Dangerous?

Louisa had it down to a fine art. She placed the ad in the personals column on a Tuesday morning. Tuesday was a slow day. The personals were cluttered up with people looking for handy men and kitchen assistants. The lonely hearts section was slim pickings. Nobody was thinking about romance on a Tuesday morning.

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She Is Upset in Her Feelings

Just after supper yesterday evening, Nurse Baxter came knocking on my study door. I was in the habit of taking a cup of cocoa before retiring and assumed this was Cook come calling, with her usual bedtime tray. I was not expecting Nurse Baxter. No one ever expects Nurse Baxter.

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He Had a Queer Aversion for Slugs

I had a friend at Oxford, a big strapping lad by the name of Hale; Joseph Hale. He used to get called Hearty on campus. Hale and Hearty. It wasn’t much of a nickname but none of them were. I went by Zimmo, for obvious reasons and, even now, when I bump into any of the old guard, up in London or down at Cheltenham during racing season, I’m still Zimmo to them.

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Writing Outside the Box - Writing Memoir

When it comes to writing our memories of the past it can be difficult to know where to begin. So many people and stories weave through our own story, choosing what to include and what to leave out can feel a little overwhelming. In this session we’ll explore how something as simple as an everyday object can be used to give shape, structure and colour to how we narrate our past and the stories which have made us who we are.

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Writing Outside the Box - Writing Place

Most of us don’t notice the places we pass through every day. Spaces become so familiar to us we eventually become oblivious to them. Good travel writers all have the ability to see the places they move through with fresh eyes, noticing every tiny detail, using all their senses to describe what they’re experiencing and seamlessly weaving in both historical background and stories associated with the place.

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Writing Outside the Box - Writing Drama

When it comes to writing any kind of fiction writers need to work really hard to maintain the suspension of disbelief. The suspension of disbelief is just a fancy way of saying you’re helping your readers to enter into the make believe situation you’ve created on the page, to put aside reality for a few minutes and treat everything you’re telling them as believable truth.

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It’s a Funny Place to Leave a Hammer.

They took a break after the third rubber. Miles was famished. Natalie required a top up. They went off to raid the kitchen whilst the other two had a cigarette on the back patio. Miles and Clifford were old pals from Cambridge. Natalie was Miles’ girl. The three of them had been meeting every Friday night for years to play bridge and bitch about the village’s other residents.

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